I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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