I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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