is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Randomize
