What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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