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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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