problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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