I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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