Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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