Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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