Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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