the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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