I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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