would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
did i just pee glitter
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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