The brown eye won't let me do that either.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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