he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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