I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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