...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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