belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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