How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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