just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
kristin has been a bad kristin
thus making me awesome and them whores
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I can't turn off my feet"
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Randomize
