haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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