what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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