I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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