now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I touched a dick in church today
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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