a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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