He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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