Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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