belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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