She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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