You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
i need some magic done to my vagina
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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