On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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