eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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