i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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