So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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