we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You dont lie about slip and slides
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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