I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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