Dual....:-)
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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