he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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