just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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