I want to stick my p in your. b.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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