quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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