I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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