I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I got inside last night via doggy door
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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