just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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