The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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