i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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