My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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