I smell stomach acid.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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