weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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