I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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